The Old Country Boy’s Rules for Fighting a Skunk are as follows:
#1: Pick a young skunk
#2: Make sure he is downwind
#3: Get a 12-gauge double-barreled shotgun loaded with double ought shells.
#4: Better still, get a 30:06 with a scope. You can stand further away from the skunk.
#5: On second thought, don’t pick a fight with a skunk. There’s a good chance something will go wrong and you’ll lose and end up with a pocket full of stink.
The above rules apply equally well for dealing with most liberal politicians and Barack Obama.