The Old Country Boy’s Rules for Fighting a Skunk are as follows:
#1: Pick a young skunk
#2: Make sure he is downwind
#3: Get a 12-gauge double-barreled shotgun loaded with double ought shells.
#4: Better still, get a 30:06 with a scope. You can stand further away from the skunk.
#5: On second thought, don’t pick a fight with a skunk. There’s a good chance something will go wrong and you’ll lose and end up with a pocket full of stink.
The above rules apply equally well for dealing with most liberal politicians and Barack Obama.
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Better be careful with this one. Some dipshit might take it as a threat.
Well, so far, no black Suburbans have pulled up to the house – but I’ll keep an eye out.